Late!

Feather dusters, extra eggs, curly hairs and spiders’ webs...

With my first printed collection of poems, Late! finds poetry in the ordinary — from reality TV to luxury paint brands, from backseat drivers to the office night out., relatable and grounded in daily life, Late! is a celebration of the chaos and charm of the mundane.

Bridezilla And other love poems

She’s waxed to the max with a face full of filler, Strapped into heels that would floor a beginner, Most of the bridesmaids are ready to kill her, And the one in the club is ready to deliver…

Sometimes love can be a right old mess. So let’s skip the slush, swerve the schmaltz and get real.

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Sometimes I give one of these an airing at an open mic.

Usually in and around Thanet because that’s where I live.

POEMS for Grown-ups