A shy, retiring, single chap,

New to the world of dating apps,

He’d tried a few, got his fingers singed ,

But remained optimistic and signed up to Hinge.

And soon took up with Turkey-toothed Tina,

He fell for her hard, as soon as he’d seen her,

And despite her addiction to fake tan’s orange tinge,

He changed his single status to:

‘Forever Unhinged’.