MAZE TROUBLE
I know you’ll be trouble, but a trouble I’ve missed
I know you’ll be trouble but the feeling persists
I know you’ll be trouble with an extra twist
And the trouble will be double if I don’t resist
You look like trouble as I knew you would
You would be trouble that was understood
You will be trouble and it won’t be good
But I don’t walk away as I know I should
You were double trouble - should have hedged my bets
You were double trouble from the minute we met
You were double trouble but my mind was set
And I plunged straight in despite the trouble I’d get
I know you’re trouble but your figure’s exquisite
We’ll make double trouble for the length of my visit
‘I can’t offer much but what I’ve got I’ll give it’
And I plunge straight in to your parts of privet
I don’t know where we’re going but I don’t resist,
I don’t know what to think as I fumble and twist,
I don’t know what to do but I might as well persist,
In the search for your heart that I appear to have missed.
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What trouble you were as you led me astray!
What trouble you were with your dead-end ways
And I plunged straight in and you led me astray
What trouble you were! (I’m rarely troubled these days)
And that’s the last time ever that you’ll lead me astray
Up exquisite paths of privet on a dead-end day
Up exquisite paths of privet, up your mazey ways
Up yours, Hedge Maze, UP YOURS!
Sarah Ogilvie 2025